February 2012
January 2012
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
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To My Future Husband:
missgirlinlove:
I promise you’ll never have to sleep on the couch! I want our relationship to be similar to my grandparents. They were so in love and they never went to bed angry. If that means we have to stay up until all hours of the night solving our differences, and sometimes we may just have to agree to disagree! :)
I love you so much and I can’t wait to meet you!
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